newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(Source: obvious-electricity, via lordoftheswag)

batchthecumber:

So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.

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And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….

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lunar-pen:

Today in school I couldn’t reach the door so someone behind me opened it and said “after you, my fair lady” and when i turned to thank them i was surprised that they were a girl and she said “Sorry, I’m just a flaming lesbian” and I replied “That’s okay, I’m a flaming asexual” and we both had this little nod of lgbt+ understanding

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